There is two things in this world that are not fully illustrated by poets nor fully justified by philosophers. These are love and stupidity. Today I'm going to speak about the less painful of the two. As a teacher I'm not really comfortable on the retardation levels we are reaching as a species. The curve is really dropping. But the big wigs in our educational systems found a really effective way to treat this phenomena . MAKE THINGS EASY.. well , I really took these instructions to heart when I was writing this exam . I translated them for all you my monolingual friends . there's nothing wrong with knowing only one language , it doesn’t make you any less of a Homosapien ( sorry I just had to brag about it , haah ) ..

Anyways , the test goes like this:

First Question: pictures of a mouse , a keyboard and monitor .. Write down the names of the following.

2^nd Question: What do we use the following programs for:

Microsoft Word (the word processing application) :

(the emails program) OUTLOOK:

(the graphics editing program) Paint:

NOTE: I did write what's between the bracts on the exam paper.

3^rd Question and the most bizarre of them all:

Choose the correct answer:

1. Gmail.com is :
   1. A free email service and website.
   2. A financial consultant website.
   3. A medical website.
2. Which of the following resembles a correct email form:
1. www.not-this-one.com
2. checkthisone@therightanswer.com
3. <check b> < /b " is the right answer">

3. Which of the following resembles a correct website address :

1. http://www.thisistherightanswer.com
2. therightansweris@choice-a.com
3. www,nonotthisone,com

Yet, you get kids who do not have a clue ( I'm talking about 18-22)

I'm not blaming these kids for being like this . The stiffs up stairs in management are the ones to be blamed for making the educational process such a catastrophe. Every time one of these bastards comes out on the newspapers announcing a new low for educational standards , you know the shit is gonna hit the fan.

I know I'm a crappy teacher , and I know I'm not doing much to fix the problem. I'm just sorry for the kids.

PS: if a grownup didn’t catch the punch-line in this , I think we have a more serious issue to deal with.

Good morning,

I don’t usually read any newsletters on whatsoever (unless it had "naked" in it). Anyways, this newsletter caught my attention. Just take a look.

Despite the obvious sexual orientation of these respectable individuals.

Did you notice something else ?

Is this the message we want to send to the world ? uptight, overdressed poker face people play video games.  Give me a break!

I don’t know about you I think a lot of things are missing here.

The mess for starters. A messy room is a healthy room for gaming. It means you are focused and have potential in your gaming. Nothing can get between a pro-gamer and his screen. And that’s why you have wireless controllers; to make room for the mess in between.

The food is also a vital part of the gaming environment. You know , with all that action in your fingers , you burn out a lot of calories. You could die of starvation if you're not careful. Anything would do , and don’t forget the soft drink.

Expression, you don’t find two people smiling. One has an expression that resembles victory; be it a smile or an advanced lower jaw. The other has angry , depressed look on his face. Its not a family photo , it’s a matter of life and death (gamingly speaking).

Not every one plays Warcraft, so I'm not insisting on pimples and exceedingly large love handles (which by the way are not related to love when speaking about a gamer). However , disheveled hair , loose shirt , spiky chin are all trends of a pro-gamer.

Bottom line , don't make us feel bad about ourselves. Video games is something fun , you need to loosen up for , not get dressed and put makeup (unless your boyfriend has something in mind with the vibrating controller)  

However:   Gamerines (gamer females) are surprisingly cute most of the time. Which makes me wish I was an XBOX360 , I already have the joystick and the vibrating function. take me take me ...

Here are some pictures of typical gamers :

http://www.flickr.com/photos/kris10_michelle/538578414/

http://www.flickr.com/photos/angela_hayden_art_goddess/1867767868/

http://www.flickr.com/photos/bloodshotvision/1232978684/

FFFFFFUUUUUUCCCCKKKK !!!

FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK… FFFUUUCCKK !!

I just watched "HOT FUZZ" and I got news for you , the bloody brits are back ..

Hang on there I got one more in me …FFFFFUCCCKKK !

Forget die hard , forget Bad Boys I&II, forget the old western in-town shooter movies. These guys came with the whole shebang .. I mean I was planning on getting some sleep after I see it but I still have that buzz after that movie (or flick if I might..)

And the way the movie didn’t lose the comic sense from the very beginning to the very end. Something you don't get  in movies these days.

And the special effects are really nice , specially the slicing-n-dicing if your into horror effects.

Its a well done mixture of mystery , action and crime in blender with a comic finish after taste.

Hold on .. FF .. FFU .. FFucc … False alarm ..

I give this movie 9.5/10

Man that was awesome. I should've watched this movie earlier..

FUCKKKK !

Dear whoever-had-nothing-better-to-do,

Today I feel unusually happy. Although , the day started with crap. Literally , I woke up 4 am with a really vicious bowl movement. You know, the type that makes you wake up and pick up the shotgun an look for the bear. Then 2 minutes after you think , aaahh man the aliens already got me and you wait for it to pop out like in that alien movie. 2 minutes after that you realize you should stop being an idiot and go to john already.

So , I have a ritual of flushing before and after the offering. I push the alter button, nothing ! .. ooo shitttt , and my stomach said " exactly ! you gotta go now ".. Turns out someone forgot to pay the water bill . So I go out to the nearest fuel station , you know how bad public restrooms are .. Ok, I'll give you 2 seconds to imagine .

Anywhooo , I came beck , all victorious and everything , made my morning joe , watched an overdue movie " Garfield: a tale of two kitties " and  had a iced cake for breakfast..

I get to work , and I found out I wasn’t the only one having problems with the dumping process. A little birdy was trapped in the office and made popo all over the monitors . I don’t know why the monitors and nothing else , but the guy did a nice alignment on the LCDs , heh.

Talk about a crappy day. But still , I feel unusually happy. It must be the fiber.