Hi,

I got a new X-box 360 and I've been too busy to write anything here. So I'll make it short

Top 10 things I like about the UK:

1-      Scotland:

In short: Scotland is the better part of the UK (to me the UK is only Scotland and the rest of the guys all over).

Man, what a country! It is so beautiful I could beat to it. The cities , the people , nature and many things. It's not fair to write about it with other things. I'm gonna blog about it later.

2-      The Rail System:

Accuracy , flexibility and reliability. I fell in love with it. It is fun and convenient. I've been delayed once , but hey , no one is perfect. The best thing about it , is the flexibility of the ticket conductors (I don’t know what they call them there, they seem to have a different name for everything). But I had trouble with a lot o female conductors ; they're nasty. However, I often get into trouble with any woman in uniform. (it’s a guy thing :p)

3-      The Weather:

I hear English people complaining about the weather change. Try Saudi Arabia in spring time. Lord, dust storms , rain in the same time with a 25 degrees temperature shift during the day. A little rain is good and some cold breeze is heaven to me. So please, stop bitching about it. You have nice weather in general.

4-      ( I.C.V.) International Chick Variation:

Ok so perhaps you're not into English. Try Spanish , Italian , Asian , black, white and a whole lot of  multinational selection. Where do you find them  ? mainly at the local college , but my advice it wait until it gets a little dark. Hunting is easier in the local Pub ( That's what they call bars there ). And mind you , standards drop law when people travel (AND with 3 beers).

5-      Scotland (again):

I can't help it man , the people there are really nice and … Well , we'll talk about it later.

6-      Intellectual Level:

I Like having meaningful conversations. Things that have a point. So for an English man, if he's not talking about beer and women , he's probably talking about something worth listening to.

PS: That is if you EVER get an English man to talk. With all due respects to my English friends I do consider English men hostile and really unfriendly. I mean , loosen up people!  Get that stick out of your asses. God ! Do I have to have a set of boobs to initiate a conversation with you guys. It's called "being a man" , look it up.

Damn, I always get stuck with lists. I can't finish this..

I'm gonna go x-box for a while. I might remember something.

Bye

Comming next Top 10 things I HATE about the UK (Lord! its gonna be a long Blog)

 

Well ,

 

I'm back from  the world of the dead. Yup , left the UK Saturday morning. I have a couple of things I didn’t post in yet about the UK. And loads of pictures.

 

Will do that later.

 

Cheers  

  

 

I just went to a nearby town here. It supposed to be famous for something. I think it should be more English that the other towns. Well it turned out to be true. It was like any other town but with older houses. There was a Harley Davidson shop and an Indian food restaurant there. Which really did not fit there. I mean if you really want to be English , for god sake switch to Triumph shops at least. You can keep the Indian restaurant though, cuz I don't hate it that much. But seriously , Harlies no good , Baaaad Harley , Baaaaaaaaaaaaad.

 

I got to tell you though I was expecting some stranger rituals. You know , at least some weird-looking butt-naked people dancing around. No wait; that was the gay festival in Brighton.

 

Speaking of gays , I got nothing against a guy wanting to shove whatever in whatever. Its his life after all. Just don't tell me he got it from his parents. Next thing you know , We'll have the bestiality genes , the drug addict genes , and pedophilia genes ( aka Michel Jackson syndrome).

 

PS: they'll tell you should have scone and cream tea. Scone is cake , put crearm and jam on it , and its still cake , so you're not missing much.

 

 

So , I'm staying at with family in what they call home-stay program. That means you stay at a home with a family to practice the language, which is actually pointless when you're going to southern England.  Mainly because people here are not that chatty , specially when you're not English. I don’t know. I just think people up north are more friendly. It could be me , and I might be wrong..  yah right , like I've ever been wrong in my whole life! Heh..

 

Anyways , I got nothing against the guy. On the contrary , He is very generous and a really nice cook. Unfortunately , he's not a man of many words. But he's a really good man, 'nough said !

  

 

Well , I'm gonna start talking about my trip to the UK in a really haphazardly manner (wow , didn’t know I could use a word like that). You should take into consideration the following:

 

1. I will be using all the comical styles (exaggeration , contradiction , sarcasm … etc) just to make it fun , in many cases it might not be true.
2. Pay attention when I mix my imagination and my inner ego into stories.
3. I'm out of things to point out.
4. why are you even reading this.

 

Gotta zippp

 

Bye.

  

 

Guys,  

I gotta tell you; life is too complicated without reverting to the student form. But hey , at least this time I really know what it means to be taught by mid aged women. You know I really hate modern educational systems. Both teachers disagreed to punish me. No matter how bad I behave. I think when you are old enough to ask for it, it goes all the way around. " you be a good boy and do all your homework and I promise I'll punish you" Ghhrrrrrrrraaawww , if only that was true. hah  

Well the thing is , I was caught up in trying to be a naughty little boy in pursuit of my fantasy , I failed to hand in any homework whatsoever. Now , I need to hand in anything just in case the teachers change their minds about the motivational system.

Got to get to writing.

Bye

 

Hey everyone, 

nothing much happening here. England is a bit too cold for me. I can tell because my balls climbed 3 inch's above the ground. A lot of you guys are asking me about the girls. And the rest of you people are asking about the weather. We already answered the weather question , so I think most of my blog would be about BBOOOOTTTYYY. (I think thats what kids call it these days) 

Well , sorry guys , you'll have to wait until I'm almost out of here. so that I don't get any hassle with anyone when I narrate my fantasies about some certain mid-aged women here.

 Oh look my balls climbed one more inch .. I can take my third shoe off now.

Cheeer Maaaytes ( thats the way they say it here , yah I know , but ,umm well , you know the English)

 

Hey everyone. sorry I've been out  of reach for a while. I was on my way to the UK. Got to words for you. "too cold" well for me at least.

 

Will update you on that later.

 

Bye